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Welcome fellow users of the International Telautomatic Psudovisual Air-Space!

I am a kid from Trono (otherwise known as Toronto) who enjoys certain numbers, retro-futuristic paraphernalia, reading books, wearing mismatched shoes, and using the Oxford comma. I also am a Pescetarian, a beta-nerd, and a writer.

This is my repository of debatably interesting things to be found on the vast expanses of net space on the world wide web. Enjoy.

mishaesque:

my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should

(via highfivetardis)

thisismyideaofhumor:

I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers

(via thefaultinourstarling)

blansten:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

I’m never going to look at Thor the same way again…

(Source: youslyraccoon, via thefaultinourstarling)

volunteer-fire-fighter:

When the Baudelaire orphans realize the image of an eye on Madam Lulu’s tent is really an insignia for an organization, Sunny starts to say “Volu…” and then trails off. I don’t know about you, but “Volu” sure looks like the start of “Volunteer” to me.

volunteer-fire-fighter:

When the Baudelaire orphans realize the image of an eye on Madam Lulu’s tent is really an insignia for an organization, Sunny starts to say “Volu…” and then trails off. I don’t know about you, but “Volu” sure looks like the start of “Volunteer” to me.

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

(Source: kgrrsten, via singmyterridactylofmusic)

abandonedography:

Paronella park, was abandoned but has now been turned into a park
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abandonedography:

Paronella park, was abandoned but has now been turned into a park

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spatsula:

dardanos:

actualmioda:

Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?

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2004 is calling me… whispering

numa numa yay

(via singmyterridactylofmusic)

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

(via thewayhistoryiswritten)

cassieandra8291:

ultrafacts:

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I saw the video of this once. I think it’s called “To Troll a Predator” on Youtube. It is fantastic
Pedophile: “Who the fuck are you?”
*Batman voice* : “I’m Batman”

cassieandra8291:

ultrafacts:

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I saw the video of this once. I think it’s called “To Troll a Predator” on Youtube. It is fantastic

Pedophile: “Who the fuck are you?”

*Batman voice* : “I’m Batman”

(via singmyterridactylofmusic)